"Bruce the Moose (TM) is a registered trademark of FMA, Inc.,
Two Sheds Industries, Elmo Fripp Enterprises, Elmer Moose LLC, Little Book LTD., and the Granny Corporation.

This trademark may not be used in conjunction with, affixed to, or as a discrete but whole entity unto inself notwithstanding credit to and contracted for, under U.S. and Dusseldorfian tort laws, an agreed sum payable, but not in part, to any and/or all of the aforementioned companies/corporations/contractors/lessees/persons.

Bruce the Moose (TM) is in no way connected to Moosehead Ale, Bullwinkle Moose, The Loyal Order of Moose, Bruce Willis, Bruce Springsteen or Lenny Bruce."